tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50034043734071659222024-03-13T10:29:22.080-04:00Geeky Canuck GirlTotally unoriginal.Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-7641145160024768342012-09-14T01:40:00.000-04:002012-09-14T01:40:18.025-04:00The Worst Blogger<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yes, that would be me. This blog had some momentum a few years ago. Then I got lazy. Very, very lazy. To be honest life has been kicking my ass lately. My inspiration is suffering, if not dead. If I was a good blogger I'd probably have humor filled, quirky posts about my misadventures. But like I said before, I'm the worst blogger. My friends and family have attention grabbing anecdotes, recipes, essays and photographs in their blogs. Whereas I (the <b>worst blogger</b>) want to post the latest <b><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/" target="_blank">Rage Face</a></b> cartoon because I have nothing important or interesting to say at the moment. So on that note I shall simply say "fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu" to this blog until something interesting happens. Or until someone gives me something to talk about :P<br />
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<br />Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-43547077955480741582012-07-31T01:19:00.001-04:002012-07-31T01:19:39.716-04:00Sad, But True<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-28492706575744259912011-04-22T00:41:00.001-04:002011-04-27T20:33:40.093-04:00Canadian TVI was feeling lazy and hungry earlier, so I decided to order some <a href="http://www.swisschalet.com/"><b>Swiss Chalet</b></a>. For those that don't know, Swiss Chalet is a Canadian restaurant chain that specializes in chicken and rib dishes. Typically I order a sandwich or chicken breast with a baked potato or fries. It really is good! Ok so I'm ordering and I get to the final check out page to see this advertisement:<br />
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Swiss Chalet has a 24/7 TV channel.<i> </i>Um. Ok.<i></i><br />
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According to<i> </i><b><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/02/23/odd-televisio-chicken-channel.html">CBC NEWS</a></b><i>: </i><br />
<b><i>For those of you tired of TV shows interrupting your commercials, Swiss Chalet has the answer: a 24-hour chicken channel.</i></b><br />
<b><i>Starting Monday, the Canadian family restaurant fires up a constant televised loop of 12 roasters turning on a spit to promote the chain.</i></b><br />
<b><i>The 13-week broadcast will be available to Rogers digital customers in Ontario on channel 208 and is part of a broad marketing campaign.</i></b><br />
<b><i>A Rogers spokeswoman says the channel is akin to its fireplace, sunset and aquarium channels.</i></b><br />
<b><i>Those channels feature hypnotic images of a crackling fire, a beach at dusk and fish swimming in an aquarium.</i></b><br />
<b><i><a href="http://youtu.be/RiIHNQMzhaU">The Rotisserie Channel</a> will feature two rows of chickens roasting in an open-flame oven.</i></b><br />
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Ok, I realize some Canadian TV can be a little weird at times. (ie Polka Dot Door) But a roasting chicken channel? Seriously? I really do not want to be lulled to sleep by watching cooking bird flesh. I'm sorry but you cannot compare that to a sunset.<br />
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And I thought <a href="http://youtu.be/O_AwkMVxtkU"><b>The Beachcombers</b></a> was bad. Sheesh.<i><br />
</i>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-38259278906207034242011-03-23T09:11:00.000-04:002011-03-23T09:11:36.776-04:00Another Reason Why I Dislike Romance Movies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/What-You-Think-While-Watching-a-Romantic-Movie-e1298243130955.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="393" src="http://memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/What-You-Think-While-Watching-a-Romantic-Movie-e1298243130955.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-21286337079771552072011-03-05T06:01:00.000-05:002011-03-05T06:01:24.238-05:00Only Canadians Will Understand This<a href="http://www.cslacker.com/images/funny/amazing/true_canadians/"><img alt="True Canadians" height="257" src="http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/true_canadians.jpg" width="400" /></a><br />
I get paranoid now whenever I smell burnt toast. Bloody Canadian heritage commercial!<br />
For those that are not Canucks, this is why:<br />
<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="218" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kNdM9JhTPJw" title="YouTube video player" width="250"></iframe>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-81840478587431169412011-02-18T20:51:00.000-05:002011-02-18T20:51:28.607-05:00When Toys Come To LifeAs a child I always dreamed of having my Toys come to life. What a joy it would have been to play with Snoopy and Barbie! At least that's what I used to think. Well, after viewing this video, I'm no so sure anymore.<br />
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<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/l_8yPap-k_s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-34802917988872818792011-02-04T14:27:00.001-05:002011-02-04T14:29:54.169-05:00Sandwiches<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_les8q6c42H1qa1xnko1_500.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_les8q6c42H1qa1xnko1_500.gif" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.billcosby.com/"><b>Bill Cosby</b></a> and I obviously feel the same way about a good <b>sandwich</b>.</span>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-74460895365959535212011-02-02T02:25:00.001-05:002011-02-03T15:36:53.021-05:00Hypnotic Carrot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/Sx4me-Ev3hI/AAAAAAAAAQs/ZJKTa51jaLw/s1600-h/carrotstare.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/Sx4me-Ev3hI/AAAAAAAAAQs/ZJKTa51jaLw/s320/carrotstare.jpg" /></a></div>Since I'm about to be snowed in, I decided to get started on a new design project. In browsing a never ending stream of clip art I found this image. Yeah, that one ------><br />
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I am disturbed on many levels.<br />
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<ol><li>This man seems to have an unnatural attachment to his carrot. He's not just examining it, HE'S PENETRATING IT WITH HIS EYES!!! </li>
<li>He appears to be stroking it! </li>
<li>HE HAS NO EAR CANAL!</li>
<li>One lip is black, one is white.</li>
<li>I think his name might be Sanchez.</li>
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No, I'm not drunk.....<br />
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Am I the only one that feels uneasy about carrot stroking Sanchez???Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-91319521551546798642011-01-31T09:26:00.000-05:002011-01-31T09:26:25.336-05:00Bad Clip Art Part Trois<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/SuQQdN-bYyI/AAAAAAAAAPg/b43mnsZjYUo/s1600-h/nerdguy.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/SuQQdN-bYyI/AAAAAAAAAPg/b43mnsZjYUo/s320/nerdguy.JPG" /></a></div>This man has fixed many computers.<br />
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This man has offered free tech support.<br />
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This man has charged reasonable rates.<br />
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This man has never kissed a girl.Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-15819625953082736272011-01-13T05:51:00.000-05:002011-01-13T05:51:28.266-05:00A Fine Canadian Tradition - No Pants To Work Day!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><b>No. I did not participate. I protested. Yes I protested by wearing pants as I believe it should be No-pants-to-work-day EVERYDAY! :p</b><br />
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From <b><a href="http://blogto.com/">blogto.com</a></b> by Derek Flak.<br />
<i>The 2011 Toronto No Pants Subway Ride took place Sunday afternoon, much to the delight and horror of TTC riders across the system (little did they know, the really scary thing would happen today). Organized by Improv in Toronto, this was the fourth edition of the vent, which, judging by the photos, looks like it had even better attendance than in years past.<br />
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Participants gathered at Queen's Park at 3 p.m. before heading over to Museum Station where they entered the subway system fully clothed. After boarding trains in smaller groups, the pants eventually came off. But rather than advertise the oddity of their optional clothing choice, the pant-less were given the following instructions: "Act you normally would. You do not know any of the other pantless riders. If questioned, tell folks that you forgot to wear pants and yes you are a little cold. Insist that it is a coincidence that others also forgot their pants. Be nice and friendly and normal." </i>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-5473308225187340472011-01-07T07:53:00.000-05:002011-01-07T07:53:44.537-05:00Jimmy Kimmel Live - Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Twitter Tweets<object height="293" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0Axzxe1a78E&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0Axzxe1a78E&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="480" height="293"></embed></object><br />
Fur Pillows are hard to actually sleep on :)) lmaoGeeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-80505475749574700782011-01-01T07:50:00.000-05:002011-01-01T07:50:24.946-05:00Things I've Learned In 2010<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://mrg.bz/JUk8k4" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="241" src="http://mrg.bz/JUk8k4" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Things I've Learned In 2010<br />
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<ol><li>My newest neighbors are former residents of Hell.</li>
<li>I still don't like romantic comedies.</li>
<li>Ignorant people drive me batshit crazy.</li>
<li>Vitamin B makes pee neon yellow.</li>
<li>I'm much more pleasant after I drink a half bottle of Coke Zero.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ"><b>Singing Russians</b></a> are amusing.</li>
<li>Tom Bergeron is a splendid fellow!</li>
<li>I have added way too many <a href="http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary"><b>new cuss words</b></a> to my vocabulary.</li>
<li>Yelling "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0"><b>GET OFF MY LAWN</b></a>" Clint Eastwood style is highly therapeutic when dealing with snotty, skateboarding teens.</li>
<li>Seeing people from my past get Prime Time TV roles is kinda cool, yet somewhat depressing.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.netflix.ca/"><b>Netflix </b></a>is my newest, favorite time waster.</li>
<li>I have more bottles of vitamins on my desk than writing instruments. </li>
<li>Ignoring grey hair does not make it go away.</li>
<li>Shouting at a deaf cat is pointless.</li>
<li>I continue to have the maturity of a 10 year old.</li>
<li><a href="http://notdoppler.com/wakeupthebox2.php"><b>Waking up the Boxes</b></a>, tickles me pink.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/"><b>StumbleUpon </b></a>is an insomniacs dream come true. </li>
<li>I need to stop caring about people who don't care period.</li>
<li><a href="http://ca.eonline.com/on/shows/thesoup/schedule.jsp?franchise=the_soup"><b>The Soup</b></a> is always satisfying.</li>
<li>I appreciate good health more than ever now. </li>
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<ol></ol>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-79417821545826321012010-12-15T06:36:00.000-05:002010-12-15T06:36:01.605-05:00Oprah's Bees<object height="280" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_XcT49ms4yg?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_XcT49ms4yg?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="280"></embed></object><br />
This never fails to make me laugh.Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-25600692002986253132010-11-28T08:47:00.001-05:002010-11-28T09:24:48.363-05:00UroclubThere are truly some products in this world that defy explanation. I wonder how many men have actually thought "Gee whiz, how can I stuff my schlong into a Golf club when I pee?" Well hot diggity, now you can with Uroclub! <br />
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Mother Nature is dirty!!!! 'Nuff said!<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29894298@N03/galleries/72157624417138971/">Link</a><br />
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<a href="http://montt-dailydoses.blogspot.com/2010/07/5.html">daily doses: #5</a><br />
Poor, poor mushroom. Heh.<br />
(I like this comic strip. Check it out!)Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-68165766645143343982010-07-10T21:56:00.005-04:002011-02-13T04:07:52.628-05:0070s Fashion Hell<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8sYj_WLSos4/TVefTkoBaMI/AAAAAAAAAaA/qw7WXpAScsE/s1600/70shellfashion.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8sYj_WLSos4/TVefTkoBaMI/AAAAAAAAAaA/qw7WXpAScsE/s400/70shellfashion.jpg" width="328" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/25152449@N06/2820740442/">70s Hell</a> <br />
Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/25152449@N06/">MsBlueSky</a></span><br />
When was Denim this exciting? I want to go on a double denim date and disco the night away. Wow lightning bolts really do add flair! And look at how much fun they are having! I'm totally jealous.Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-40684724577675151342010-07-09T19:42:00.001-04:002010-07-10T22:24:53.362-04:00Worst Rap Battle Ever Video<object height="344" style="background-image: url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/bHpw6CzprNY/hqdefault.jpg);" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bHpw6CzprNY&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bHpw6CzprNY&hl=en_US&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />
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YO YO YO. Time for a <b>Rap contest</b> homies! This dude should get extra points for his crazy ass eyes!<br />
FO SHIZZLE!Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-75525638549296928282010-07-09T18:05:00.002-04:002011-02-03T15:38:00.307-05:00Ugliest birthday cake ever...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sandra_ivette/506661682/" title="photo sharing"><img alt="" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/506661682_fbceb0216f_m.jpg" style="border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0);" /></a><br />
<span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sandra_ivette/506661682/">Ugliest birthday cake ever...</a> <br />
Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/sandra_ivette/">Sandra_A's photos</a></span><br />
Wonder how many kids at the birthday party went home crying after seeing this decapitated Chewbacca-esque dog head cake?Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-68926721289278834112010-07-08T10:18:00.003-04:002010-07-10T22:26:28.982-04:00Douches Can Fly<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/TDXdzNgLutI/AAAAAAAAAWs/E2Ce5B5NQ1E/s1600/jake_pavelka.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/TDXdzNgLutI/AAAAAAAAAWs/E2Ce5B5NQ1E/s400/jake_pavelka.jpg" width="351" /></a></div>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-73914762969075267292010-06-28T06:37:00.000-04:002010-06-28T06:37:30.711-04:00Naughty Photo Of The Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.photoshoot.info/photos/elephant-tour.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.photoshoot.info/photos/elephant-tour.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>I don't know who looks more excited, the elephant or the guy on his back?Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-20277700700150668812010-06-22T21:24:00.001-04:002011-02-03T15:40:39.877-05:00Bad Clip Art Volume 399492<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/Sxt6zW_1z3I/AAAAAAAAAQc/Htfya8A_UhM/s1600-h/lovecrack.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l7I7KsL4t6w/Sxt6zW_1z3I/AAAAAAAAAQc/Htfya8A_UhM/s400/lovecrack.JPG" /></a></div>Is this clip art advertising:<br />
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I'm gonna go with C.Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-57525251003933381712010-06-18T22:29:00.000-04:002010-06-18T22:29:57.950-04:00So this is what men do on Friday nights?The male species is frightening at times. <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xEk2qMKysf4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xEk2qMKysf4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Geeky Canuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15945546898449406405noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003404373407165922.post-4816590417735257712010-03-28T05:49:00.003-04:002011-02-03T16:12:27.733-05:00Depressed? Get yourself a dose of Russian Trololo Singer Eduard Khil!If you're feeling blue watch these videos. There really are no words for this. Please watch both parts. (the second part is my favorite) This never fails to put a smile on my face. I want this as my new theme song. <br />
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