Hypnotic Carrot

Since I'm about to be snowed in, I decided to get started on a new design project. In browsing a never ending stream of clip art I found this image. Yeah, that one ------>

I am disturbed on many levels.

1. This man seems to have an unnatural attachment to his carrot. He's not just examining it, HE'S PENETRATING IT WITH HIS EYES!!!  
2. He appears to be stroking it! 
3. HE HAS NO EAR CANAL!
4. One lip is black, one is white.
5. I think his name might be Sanchez.

No, I'm not drunk.....

Am I the only one that feels uneasy about carrot stroking Sanchez???