Messing Up More Lyrics

So I'm humming along listening to The Jesus and Mary Chain's Just Like Honey. Until I get to this lyric:

"I'll be your plastic toy"
I hear this as, "I'll be your plastic toilet"
It made sense to me the first few times I heard it.
Especially with the words that follow:

"Eating up the scum
Is the hardest thing for
Me to do"

That would lead one to believe they were definitely talking about a toilet, right? Right???

Maybe not.

I think too much.

I also need my hearing checked.

*sigh*

Back to work.

I can count to Schfifty Five!

This flash animation animutation NEVER fails to throw me into a hysterical fit of silent laughter. My eyes tear up, I can't stop shaking and no audible laughter comes out. (If you ever see me silently crying at my desk, you know why!)

NOTE: Once you listen to this song by Group X, it will repeat on an endless loop in your brain for about a day and a half.

Don't say I didn't warn you.