Oh Hasselhoff, don't cry.
I feel your sorrow watching American Idol.
I too, want it to end. FOREVER.
OR... are you sad because no one cares about your fame in Germany?
Is your European Speedo pinching the hair on your...*cough* thighs?
No?
Oh Hasselhoff, the world sees your pain.
But wait, Hasselhoff doesn't want your sympathy.
Hasselhoff is going to be a judge on "America's Got Talent"
Hasselhoff gets to sit next to Brandy.
Hasselhoff will generate talent and be adored among the nations!!!
HASSELHOFF TRIUMPHS!
HASSELHOFF SHEDS TEARS OF JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
