February 4, 2006

Drive By

I went out grocery shopping today. Just the usual stuff. The store was rather crowded and there were many senior citizens shopping. It was kind of hard maneuvering my cart with all the people browsing. I pushed my little cart around one aisle when a man came speeding towards me. He veered around the corner with his over stuffed cart and that is when he emitted a long drawn out Fart. (Rhyme not intended) A mighty wind. A fart flurry. A gust of gas. I was slack jawed. I clutched my cucumber in shock. My vegetables began to wilt. He puttered on (no pun intended) in the direction of the cheese aisle. (Insert your own joke here) Finally it dawned on me: I was hit with a DRIVE BY FART!

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