Sad, But True

Another Reason Why I Dislike Romance Movies

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Twitter Tweets

Fur Pillows are hard to actually sleep on :)) lmao

I Hate This Game - daily doses: #5

daily doses: #5
Poor, poor mushroom. Heh.
(I like this comic strip. Check it out!)

Worst Rap Battle Ever Video

YO YO YO. Time for a Rap contest homies! This dude should get extra points for his crazy ass eyes!
FO SHIZZLE!

Douches Can Fly

So this is what men do on Friday nights?

The male species is frightening at times.

Depressed? Get yourself a dose of Russian Trololo Singer Eduard Khil!

If you're feeling blue watch these videos. There really are no words for this. Please watch both parts. (the second part is my favorite) This never fails to put a smile on my face. I want this as my new theme song.

This Is No Susan Boyle

Words cannot suffice.

My Hobby: I Steal The Guitar...

Ok, first I'll start this entry off by saying, I giggle at some of the various my space messages I receive...(The Turkish ones are the best... :p)
And yes, I know I'm going to hell in a hand basket.

Another Amusing Myspace Message I received last night
(my reply text in blue)

My name is ***********
i am living turkey in istanbul
I didn't know Turkeys could talk, let alone have myspace accounts.


because canadian girl a lat of sweet,beatifull,honest,Faithful and devoted
Yeah, that's what you think.


my mail adress; ******************


i am zodiac Fish :)
Talking Turkey or Fish? Which is it???



my hobby; i steal the guitar i have there my compose
My hobbies: Tuba thievery.



i love drawing the picture at one
Hey, I like painting at 2:30 and 7:45!



i want you to recognize you
I'm almost certain, I can still identify myself. Then again, after a few drinks...


i vist,i drink the beer sometimes and i to dance i like
Borat is that you?

Ouch - Illustration Of An Injury

<--- See this picture. Well that is what happened to me.


Except, I'm not in the military.

And I don't have a penchant for wearing army fatigues.

Nor do I carry a machine gun.

Come to think of it, there weren't any bullets on the ground. Dog poop, yes. Bullets, no.

Where was I? Oh yes, there weren't any barricades in the distance.

No helmet for me either. Unless you consider a pink toque a kind of stylish, soft helmet.

I'm sorry. This illustration doesn't really resemble the accident at all. Except for being face down on the ground. I slipped on some ice, fell, and my ass saluted the night sky.

Did I mention/muscle relaxants are fun? Pass the Methocarbanol. Whee!!!

I'd Enjoy Dancing Dough Boy Much More...

...if he burst into flames or exploded at the end of his routine.

I'm just sayin'

Carry on...


Dance Dough Boy, Dance!

The Boyfriend Pillow - Yikes!

THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW

I find this disturbing on so many different levels...

• Replacing, a living, human being with a pillow! (On the other hand, some pillows have more personality than my recent dates)
• The so-called "boyfriend" pillow consists of a headless, severed torso and one arm.
• It vibrates! (I guess, this might be good if you are used to sleeping with someone who has multiple night seizures)
• It appears to be giving Fonzie's thumbs up "Eh" signal.
• The pillow is lying on another pillow. Why does this pillow need the support/comfort of another pillow???
• IT IS SOLD OUT! For the love of God, WHY???

I don't like Monkeys

I don't. I do like when they fling poop. That is funny.

Unless the monkey poo hits me. Then, not so funny.

Oh by the way, this person likes monkeys.

Yeah, That's Attractive...

Think I'll miss my chance at looking like Cleopatra.

photo found on this blog

Rock, Paper, Saddam

Hilarity ensues..

Worst Mother In Law Christmas Gifts

I found this post on another message forum I frequent. Absolutely hysterical. Hee hee
(Posted with permission of original author) :


By request, my annual MIL gift thread! You won't be disappointed!

Well, it is that time of year again. The gifts have been exchanged, and as usual, we were not disappointed. It would appear that she did the bulk of her shopping at some off the wall flea market again because the stuff she came up with could not possibly be found in an mall, strip or otherwise!

First off, let's start with me. She handed me an awkwardly shaped package which looked like she had a hell of a time wrapping. With baited breath I tore off the paper to discover what looked to be some kind of pouch. Upon closer inspection, I realized that this pouch had wheels. I unfolded it to discover that it was some kind of bag on wheels with a pull handle. The unfortunate part is that it is geared toward the dwarf community! I would have to be crawling on my knees to actually pull this bag behind me. The package said something about it being specially made for the "Little People". Being that I am 5'5", that wouldn't really apply to me.

On to my husband. He cautiously opened his gift only to discover the complete Eagles albums on 8-track! It's an early 80's version of a boxed CD set! All the 8-tracks were shrink wrapped together and tied with a nice ribbon. I'll give it an "8" for presentation, but a "0" for practicality since we haven't had an 8-track player since the early 80's.

My 17-year old daughter received first prize though. She got a clear glass lamp with a "scene" inside it. It was a bird with a nest and some other stuff actually inside the base of the lamp! My MIL was so excited to tell her that she bought it at a craft show in northern MI, and that she actually met the craftsman who made it. MIL thought this would be ideal for my daughter to take to college with her next fall.

Next up is my 14-year old son. He received an "animal fun play set". It is a complete set of ears, tails and noses from just about any animal you can think of. Apparently he is supposed to invite his friends over to play "zoo" or "farm" instead of Playstation. I seriously had to step out of the room when he opened it because I lost it.

And then there was my 11 year old daughter. She got a Holly Hobbie dress with a smocked top and little round, white collar. It is EXACTLY what all the 5th grade girls are sporting this year! She also received a jar of L'Oreal Wrinkle Defense cream. MIL was so pleased to tell her that it has "Boswelox" in it. What in the world is Boswelox and why would an 11-year old care???

So there you have it. The complete collection. As usual, we cannot use any of it, but it does bring us much joy and laughter to be able to share it with all of you. Happy Holidays everyone!

Well, that just seems cruel...

Yikes! That's one giant ass cigarette... :P

Wanna give your kid a nightmare? Buy this:

I don't know which is more disturbing. The fact that toy dolls are beating each other with this device or that it is called the "Fortunate Hammer"

File this under toys from EVIL SANTA CLAUS.

There Is Always Time For Toilet Humor

I've been busy (lazy), so I haven't blogged or posted much of anything, anywhere lately. However now that I have a few free moments I shall take the opportunity to share this with all of you:

Wonder if Julie also makes Pee Pee saltines?