Wanna give your kid a nightmare? Buy this:

I don't know which is more disturbing. The fact that toy dolls are beating each other with this device or that it is called the "Fortunate Hammer"

File this under toys from EVIL SANTA CLAUS.

Minnie Mouse Is Apparently A Drunken Slut...

Disney you should be ashamed of one of your so called stars. I thought Minnie Mouse was all sweetness and innocence until I found this floozy of a figure. It appears she's had a few too many beverages of the alcoholic variety.

Check out her belly. I do believe she is one knocked up Mouse and Mickey ain't the father. Of course, I guess if you hang around characters that don't wear pants *cough* Donald Duck *cough* "things" are bound to happen.

Oh Minnie we hardly knew ye.