My Hobby: I Steal The Guitar...

Ok, first I'll start this entry off by saying, I giggle at some of the various my space messages I receive...(The Turkish ones are the best... :p)
And yes, I know I'm going to hell in a hand basket.

Another Amusing Myspace Message I received last night
(my reply text in blue)

My name is ***********
i am living turkey in istanbul
I didn't know Turkeys could talk, let alone have myspace accounts.


because canadian girl a lat of sweet,beatifull,honest,Faithful and devoted
Yeah, that's what you think.


my mail adress; ******************


i am zodiac Fish :)
Talking Turkey or Fish? Which is it???



my hobby; i steal the guitar i have there my compose
My hobbies: Tuba thievery.



i love drawing the picture at one
Hey, I like painting at 2:30 and 7:45!



i want you to recognize you
I'm almost certain, I can still identify myself. Then again, after a few drinks...


i vist,i drink the beer sometimes and i to dance i like
Borat is that you?

Yeah, That's Attractive...

Think I'll miss my chance at looking like Cleopatra.

photo found on this blog

Well, that just seems cruel...

Yikes! That's one giant ass cigarette... :P

Wanna give your kid a nightmare? Buy this:

I don't know which is more disturbing. The fact that toy dolls are beating each other with this device or that it is called the "Fortunate Hammer"

File this under toys from EVIL SANTA CLAUS.

There Is Always Time For Toilet Humor

I've been busy (lazy), so I haven't blogged or posted much of anything, anywhere lately. However now that I have a few free moments I shall take the opportunity to share this with all of you:

Wonder if Julie also makes Pee Pee saltines?

Don't Most People...

Monday, October 23, 2006

Don't Most People...

just roll over and go to sleep?

;)

How To Use Japanese Style Toilet

Use the "bowel"
DO IT.
*Tee Hee Hee*