I'm scared to ask...

I'm scared to ask...what part of the Kewpie does the Mayonnaise come from??? ;)

Kewpie Mayonnaise Bus
Originally uploaded by sanchome.

So I found a photo from 1989

Attempting to look like one has been hit by bus doesn't really work when the victim is laughing. I also don't know of many people that have been in bus accidents that have their legs slightly levitated so as not to touch the dirty ground.

Here is a good rule of thumb when attempting to take humor photos: If you think the pose is extremely funny it probably isn't to most people. Well, except maybe to your mom.