Douches Can Fly

Naughty Photo Of The Day

I don't know who looks more excited, the elephant or the guy on his back?

Why not write a letter to someone you love...

...if you are going to be in the little boys room for awhile.

I'm sure grandma would love to know what you've been up to. ;)

Apparently This Is The New Way To Showcase Ebay Merchandise

Seems a hairy thigh is the new way to display Ebay silverware. I mean, look at how the pink shorts emphasize the high quality finish. The hairy leg says to the world, "you can be a man, and still enjoy serving cakes at ladies luncheons."

I think the next time I sell something on Ebay, I will emulate this seller and use my body as a virtual display....Do you think I can balance a postcard collection on my ass? :p

So I found a photo from 1989

Attempting to look like one has been hit by bus doesn't really work when the victim is laughing. I also don't know of many people that have been in bus accidents that have their legs slightly levitated so as not to touch the dirty ground.

Here is a good rule of thumb when attempting to take humor photos: If you think the pose is extremely funny it probably isn't to most people. Well, except maybe to your mom.