Three Things

Three unusual things occured today.
One. I encountered a Ron Jeremy/Gabe Kaplan look alike while shopping in the grocery store's soup aisle. I then developed an instantaneous case of the Heebie Jeebies.
Two. I almost choked to death on a piece of tuna. Needless to say, I'm alive so all is well. I think...*Cough* *Wheeze*
Three. I saw a disturbing, but hilarious package of children's Valentines Day cards at the store. On the cover was a hairy, and crazed looking Beaver. I don't think many parents will be thrilled when some boy gives their little girl that particular Valentines Day card. ;)

Note to self: WHY OH WHY DID I NOT TAKE A PICTURE OF THE PACKAGE???