Showing posts with label Valentines Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentines Day. Show all posts

February 15, 2007

The Boyfriend Pillow - Yikes!


I find this disturbing on so many different levels...
  • Replacing, a living, human being with a pillow! (On the other hand, some pillows have more personality than my recent dates)
  • The so-called "boyfriend" pillow consists of a headless, severed torso and one arm.
  • It vibrates! (I guess, this might be good if you are used to sleeping with someone who has multiple night seizures)
  • It appears to be giving Fonzie's thumbs up "Eh" signal.
  • The pillow is lying on another pillow. Why does this pillow need the support/comfort of another pillow???
  • IT IS SOLD OUT! For the love of God, WHY???

February 14, 2006

Valentines Day

Valentines Day Part Deux

1. Got up, brushed my teeth and somehow managed to get Sensodyne Toothpaste in my eye. Needless to say my left eye is bloodshot and sore. (What is it with my weird eye injuries lately...First a crouton, now toothpaste?)

2. This morning I hear banging on my door again. I think, oh no not the creepy window insulator guy. I look through the peephole and see a little old lady outside. I open the door. She has a large bouquet of roses. She asks if I will take them for the next door neighbors since they aren't answering their door. She says it is too hot to leave them in the hallway. I tell her I have to leave shortly, so I don't know when I'll get them to her and I don't have her phone number. She gives them to me anyways. They are too big to fit in my fridge. I put them on the counter. My apartment is just as hot as the hallway. I have to leave. I knock on the neighbor's door. No answer. I figure someone will be home shortly since they do shift work. I leave them in the hallway and pray that no one steals them. They are gone now, so hopefully she picked them up. Someone certainly likes this lady. It was a beautiful bouquet.

3. My Valentines present from Dave was uh...unique. He climbed into bed with me and then stuck his ass in my face. Oh and just so you know. Dave is my cat.

So now I will present you with a cool flash video to summarize my post Valentines Day thoughts ;)
And here are the lyrics! Whoo Hoo!
Enjoy.

February 7, 2006

Three Things


Three unusual things occured today.
One. I encountered a Ron Jeremy/Gabe Kaplan look alike while shopping in the grocery store's soup aisle. I then developed an instantaneous case of the Heebie Jeebies.
Two. I almost choked to death on a piece of tuna. Needless to say, I'm alive so all is well. I think...*Cough* *Wheeze*
Three. I saw a disturbing, but hilarious package of children's Valentines Day cards at the store. On the cover was a hairy, and crazed looking Beaver. I don't think many parents will be thrilled when some boy gives their little girl that particular Valentines Day card. ;)

Note to self: WHY OH WHY DID I NOT TAKE A PICTURE OF THE PACKAGE???