
I finally woke up to loud banging noises.
BANG BANG BANG. Drill, drill, drill. Kerplunk.
I'm trying to guess what my neighbors are up to.
I've tried drowning out the sound with music, but it doesn't seem to help.
Are they gourmet chefs, pounding out tender filets of beef? Do they manufacture their own furniture? Or, do they just like hitting things?
Perhaps Woody Woodpecker is visiting. Or Pinocchio moved in and is having hot sex....ALL DAY LONG.
I hope he doesn't start a fire. :p
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