Wrong Number

1. I am not a plumber, contractor or glass window installer.
   
   Some dude keeps calling my cell phone regarding the work I'm supposedly doing. I politely told him that he had the wrong number. Didn't work. He calls back and leaves messages on my voice mail.
   
   KEY FACTORS THAT I AM NOT A PLUMBER OR CONTRACTOR:
   
   My voicemail greeting doesn't state that I will unclog your toilet, install drywall or refinish your bathtub.
   
   I have the upper body strength of a kitten
   
   If I try to fix your sink, water will come out of your stereo.
   
   I look terrible in white overalls.
   
   And lastly...
   
   I DON'T HAVE "PLUMBER'S CRACK" ;)