Well, that just seems cruel...

Yikes! That's one giant ass cigarette... :P

Don't Most People...

Monday, October 23, 2006

Don't Most People...

just roll over and go to sleep?

;)

Words To Live By...

I love this site:

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Wishes


When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

I'm scared to ask...

I'm scared to ask...what part of the Kewpie does the Mayonnaise come from??? ;)

Kewpie Mayonnaise Bus
Originally uploaded by sanchome.

What does this sign mean???

I was searching for more graphics today when I came across this gem. I really have no idea what it means. Well, I have some idea, but I also think there are other probable meanings.

Perhaps this is the international symbol or sign for:

A) Please smell my nacho breath
B) Women permitted to shoot shards of glass at their ex-lovers
C) Watch out for the guy that spits a lot, whilist talking about himself
D) Paper Planes will interrupt staring contests

Dunno? What do you think?

I'm leaning towards D.
;)

Sign Language

I'm perplexed today. But then again, I'm often perplexed or confused. I was going through a clipart dvd in preparation of a new project when I came upon some rather confusing symbols & signs. First I saw this one:

Now, I have absolutely NO IDEA what it means. Is it the international symbol for avoiding saws in the ocean? Who knows?

And, why do we need this symbol? Is it a "do your push ups here" sign? I mean would you really be driving down the highway and see this sign and think, "hey, I'd better pull over and do some push ups." Or is it, "watch out for random work outs" and then you see Richard Simmons giving an aerobics lesson at the side of the road. Why I ask??? Why???

Now, this is really confusing. I've tried to figure this one out for awhile and have come to one conclusion. It is the "Eat my damn candy apple, you bastard" sign. I'm sure of it.

Oh and last, but not least is the "Bend Over Village People" sign. This warns all that an ex Village People cast member may be bending over in an area near you. Funny thing is, I don't remember there being a miner? I recall and Indian, a cop and a construction worker. Was there a miner? Dunno.