My Hobby: I Steal The Guitar...

Ok, first I'll start this entry off by saying, I giggle at some of the various my space messages I receive...(The Turkish ones are the best... :p)
And yes, I know I'm going to hell in a hand basket.

Another Amusing Myspace Message I received last night
(my reply text in blue)

My name is ***********
i am living turkey in istanbul
I didn't know Turkeys could talk, let alone have myspace accounts.


because canadian girl a lat of sweet,beatifull,honest,Faithful and devoted
Yeah, that's what you think.


my mail adress; ******************


i am zodiac Fish :)
Talking Turkey or Fish? Which is it???



my hobby; i steal the guitar i have there my compose
My hobbies: Tuba thievery.



i love drawing the picture at one
Hey, I like painting at 2:30 and 7:45!



i want you to recognize you
I'm almost certain, I can still identify myself. Then again, after a few drinks...


i vist,i drink the beer sometimes and i to dance i like
Borat is that you?

Let Me Reiterate Myspace users...

... I am not Asian.

Dear ******, Thank you for the friend request. Unfortunately, I cannot change Races like I change lipstick. I don't think Tom is an Asian woman either. So sorry, I don't think it will work. :p

Asian Woman?

Apparently I'm a hot Asian person.

I had no idea.

Especially since I'm not Asian.

And, I've never been to Asia.

And my parents are Caucasian.

Though I do like Sake. And the Japanese Humor / entertainment videos at Robpongi.com

Maybe that counts???

I don't know.

Gotta love myspace friend requests.

*smirk*

So I was invited...

to join a group on myspace.com called ASK THE BITCH. Huh? What? Why me?

Well, of course I had to see what the group was about. Here is their group description:

THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
BLOWING A MAN'S MIND...AND JUST
BLOWING IT...

Want to know all the tricks men love...but most women don't know?

Want to know our all time famous legendary sex tricks that have brought countless men to their knees.

Women who are so loved by men and women alike have this devil-may-care quality that give them that "EGDE". This is that same egde that men find so magnectic.
THAT WILL DEFINE YOU!

Want to have Queen of pleasure status?

To become such a legend, you first must know WHAT, WHEN AND HOW MEN want it GET THE DETAILS...

Go to wwwaskthebitch.net

You must be a "DARE TO BARE MEMEBER." To know what, when and how men want it...

Sign up today in DARE TO BE BARE to become a member at www.askthebitch.net

Okay, so first off I'm not going to subscribe to this dumb group for the sheer stupidity of it. If at 33 I need sex tips from a myspace group then I shouldn't be having sex to begin with. Secondly, I will not take sex advice from someone who CAN'T SPELL SIMPLE WORDS!!!

I guess I should answer my questionnaire...

A couple of people have asked what my answers were for the previous questionnaire so here they are:
THE MOOFYGIRL MYSPACE.COM QUESTIONNAIRE:
1)Soup: Yes. No. Maybe???
YES YES YES!
2)Do you like Sherman Hemsley aka George Jefferson?
But of course! WEEZIE!!!
3)Have you ever ridden an elephant?
Yes. When I was three years old. (Note to self: What the hell were my parents thinking???)
4)Kites or Boomerangs?
Kites, man, kites. Can't imagine Charlie Brown having issues with a Boomerang.
5)Have you ever had a ferret go up your pants?
Unfortunately yes.
6)Jack and Jill or Dick and Jane?
Dick & Jane. Jack and Jill is soooo elementary school. Plus lots of fun ways to use "DICK" in a sentence.
7)Fill in the blank: I often go to the store and buy a big load of ___________ .
Coca Cola. The Moof is powered by Zero Coke.
8)What song is this: "La la la la la la la la la la la"?
I'm thinking it is the operatic vocalization of the Law & Order theme with a little air guitar thrown in.
9)What is next in this sequence of events: Beer & Wine = Fine, Wine & Beer = Fear, Girl Drinks & Wine Coolers =_______
Gay.
10)Which is a better term for peanut butter: Pressed Nuts or Creamed Nuts?
I prefer creamed nuts. It sounds British, thereby making it classier sounding than peanut butter.
11)Describe your personality in a three word sentence. Bonus points if you can do it in another language.
geek créateur idiot



12) HA! There is no question 12!!!
*shakes fist at screen*
13)Subway or Streetcar?
The Subway. I've often tripped on streetcar tracks so I choose The Subway. I haven't fallen into the tracks yet. *knocks on wood*
14)Grimace or The Hamburglar?
Grimace. Reminds me of Barbapapa. You have to wonder though, what McDonalds marketing was thinking with that character.
15)Hoser or Redneck?
Slightly Hoserish when visiting foreign countries. Can't help saying "eh."
16)Can I have $5.83?
Will you accept rolled pennies?

Myspace.com Questionnaire

I signed up for Myspace.com. Just for the heck of it. (Well, to join THE AMAZING RACE TV show group and to link to this blog) I'd heard about it for years, but never had the guts to open an account. Now I remember why. I hate answering all those questions. Favorite TV, Movies, Tell us about yourself, Who do you want to meet? Do you like salad? AHHH. I can never think of anything interesting enough to say in those profile type questions. I'm much better with specific questions. Then there is the pressure of a "friends" count. What if no one adds me as a friend? Is it my picture? My favorite movie? Am I a freak? Is this blog stupid? Am I stupid? (Please don't answer...I'm overtired and my ego is rather fragile at the moment) Needless to say, I'm much better at answering specific questions. I wish these kinds of sites would be a bit more creative with their questions. I shall now compose my own questionnaire. Please feel free to answer this or pass it on.

THE GEEKY CANUCK MYSPACE.COM QUESTIONNAIRE:
1)Soup: Yes. No. Maybe???
2)Do you like Sherman Hemsley aka George Jefferson?
3)Have you ever ridden an elephant?
4)Kites or Boomerangs?
5)Have you ever had a ferret go up your pants?
6)Jack and Jill or Dick and Jane?
7)Fill in the blank: I often go to the store and buy a big load of ___________ .
8)What song is this: "La la la la la la la la la la la"?
9)What is next in this sequence of events: Beer & Wine = Fine, Wine & Beer = Fear, Girl Drinks & Wine Coolers =_______
10)Which is a better term for peanut butter: Pressed Nuts or Creamed Nuts?
11)Describe your personality in a three word sentence. Bonus points if you can do it in another language.
12) HA! There is no question 12!!!
13)Subway or Streetcar?
14)Grimace or The Hamburglar?
15)Hoser or Redneck?
16)Can I have $5.83?